Lips Like Morphine

partypoisxnwashere:

you know what? *disappears into the woods and is never heard of again*

BYYYYEEEEEE

(via champagne-drip)

Feeling rich, feeling poor, feeling nothing more! Self destructive, on a rollercoaster fireball! Cut her tongue, don’t believe a word she says: She’s on a hunt, cooking cooking cooking misery! 😈😈😈

racketghost:

sincere apologies to anyone trying to interact with me about anything other than what that gay angel and demon have going on

I really haven’t been okay since finishing season 2 and there ain’t a lot of people on planet earth who can comprehend W H Y

feathered-serpents:

Aziraphale and Crowley could have uncensored gay sex on screen next season and it would still not make me feel as much as Crowley shaking while he kisses Aziraphale and Aziraphale starting to put his arms around Crowley and then pulling them away like it physically hurts

maxxie-boo:

Anyone else need a big beefy slasher to massage their shoulders? Anyone know where to get one?

randomfandomss:

The Bandstand Breakup
vs.
The Bookshop Divorce

fuckyeahgoodomens:

Aziraphale: Then… Then you tell me that you want to do this. You look me in the eye and tell me.

Crowley [convincingly]: I want to. I long to destroy the blameless children of blameless Job, just as I destroyed his blameless goats.

Aziraphale [believing Crowley]: Then God forgive you.

[As they are both walking away in different direction a bleating sound is heard. Aziraphale turnes and sees only crows… which proceed to bleat. Crowley watches Aziraphale. Aziraphale and Crowley glance at each other. Aziraphale makes a miracle and the crows turn to goats revealing that Crowley didn’t destroy the goats but changed them into crows instead.]

Aziraphale [putting his hands on his hips, cheerily]: Well.

fuckyeahgoodomens:

😭😭😭😭😭😭

slasherboy-brainrot:

Does anyone else fantasize about their favorite slasher killing them, or am I especially deranged